Friends of Leisl

Women who have ACTUALLY visited Isabella Rossellini's character from "Death Becomes Her".
Did you know that Leisl also makes modified hormonal potions used in beef? Specifically, in the burgers from “Good Burger”?
(For Heidi)

Did you know that Leisl also makes modified hormonal potions used in beef? Specifically, in the burgers from “Good Burger”?

(For Heidi)

Marla Maples is my favorite character on 30 Rock.

Marla Maples is my favorite character on 30 Rock.

Anyballs...: #FirstWigProblems

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This is the Drag Race rundown I just gave Heidi.

Don’t worry - it contains no spoilers, just my first-take of this season’s batch of queens.

General sentiment of this season - SO MANY FAT CHICKS. Like, I’m not even kidding, HALF OF THEM are plus-sized queens… And Ru was right when she…

Yes, I’m re-blogging my own post following the premiere of this season’s Drag Race, BECAUSE IT ALL HOLDS UP.

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I’d like to issue an apology to Michelle Pfeiffer for not being the first person I thought of when this blog was created.
PS - Nice self-side-eye.

I’d like to issue an apology to Michelle Pfeiffer for not being the first person I thought of when this blog was created.

PS - Nice self-side-eye.

Bonnie’s aging Raitt-ing? 10/10. I credit the age-defying skunk tail.

Bonnie’s aging Raitt-ing? 10/10. I credit the age-defying skunk tail.

Gina Gershon knows what’s up…

Gina Gershon knows what’s up…

Enemies of Leisl Edition: Jean Shimpton.
The present day “Shrimp” looks like a Williamsburg-based witch.

Enemies of Leisl Edition: Jean Shimpton.

The present day “Shrimp” looks like a Williamsburg-based witch.

Happy 61st (!) birthday, Patricia Richardson. Somebody’s home needs no improvement.

Happy 61st (!) birthday, Patricia Richardson. Somebody’s home needs no improvement.

New anti-aging secret: Icing ones nipples.
FYI: Elizabeth Berkley could STILL play a mistress in “The First Wives Club Sequel”.

New anti-aging secret: Icing ones nipples.

FYI: Elizabeth Berkley could STILL play a mistress in “The First Wives Club Sequel”.

Mighty Joe Young? More like Mighty, Charlize [sure looks] Young!
(For Belligerent Sissy)

Mighty Joe Young? More like Mighty, Charlize [sure looks] Young!

(For Belligerent Sissy)